Following several failed attempts
by Seemandhra politicians to stall the declared Telangana state formation
process on 30 July 2013 by UPA coalition partners after endorsing the Telangana
demand or putting any reasonable pressure on Prime Minister Mr. Man Mohan Singh
and honorable President Mr. Pranab Mukarjee, some of the highly intellectual Seemandhra
software employees become more concerned about their half-yearly and annual
appraisals in the Hi-tech City and its status in the to be formed Telangana
state where Hyderabad will be its permanent capital.
After series of square-table discussions
at Kukatpally, Ameerpet and Vanasthalipuram in the last 10 days with their colleagues
all the new and old software employees decided to undertake a lengthy World Tour
(WT) covering all major and minor countries wherever Indian Embassy is present to
garner the full support from global leaders and country presidents in putting air-tight
pressure on Indian government to maintain the status quo on Andhra Pradesh
state.
Before chalking out the complete WT
plan, initially they decided to form Seemandhra Software Engineers-Joint Action
Committee (SSWE-JAC) to lead the movement forward and to monitor every minute proceeding
from a newly constructed apartment that is near to the residence of Telugu
Desam Party (TDP) president Chandra Babu Naidu, whom they adore like Hi-tech-God.
To suit their office terminology,
SSWE-JAC adopted a new nomenclature where chairman will be called as WT-Project
Manager, WT-Team lead, WT-Associates, WT-Executives and so on, keeping in mind
that this will help them in understanding and hiding their actual strategy from
ordinary politicians who may hijack their idea as they do regularly.
Once this news spread in Seemandhra
like some Trojan virus people from across the 13 districts started believing in
this mind-boggling idea and kept their hopes high on united Andhra Pradesh and also
on everyone’s beloved Hyderabad city.
As SSWE-JAC is busy in preparing
the required power-point slides and Help documentation of WT project, one of
the newly recruited software guy who came from Vijayawada to Hyderabad just three
months ago started lobbying strongly with WT-Project Manager to reserve his
place in the WT project which will allow him to go abroad fulfilling his childhood
dream.
The credentials of this
Vijayawada guy are really impressive. He proudly boasts about his participation
in the 2009 united Andhra Pradesh agitation that happened under the able-leadership
of Congress MP Lagadapati Raj Gopal. His role in that agitation was to supply
food packets and juice bottles to hunger-strike participants and escape from
the eyes of spy cameras and TV channels crew, which he did successfully.
According to the internal reports,
this WT-project work is in the final stage. The list of countries to be visited
will be starting from Pakistan, because they want to study deep about the
Pakistani life before they go further. The idea behind touring Pakistan was emerged
after YSR CP President YS Jagan’s sister Sharmila’s comments on Hyderabad in
the state of Telangana.
As per some of the leaked WT-project
document, the countries to be toured in the first round are Afghanistan, Bangladesh,
Nepal, Srilanka, Oman, Syria, Bahrain, Qatar, Iran, Iraq, United Arab Emirates,
Turkey, Egypt, Jordan, Kuwait, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Indonesia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan,
Lebanon, Malaysia, Mongolia, Philippines, Saudi Arabia, Thailand, Turkmenistan,
Yemen.
The leaked document also says
that the inputs taken from first round of WT tour will be studied under final project
report for all professional/PG students. There are also rumors that the second
phase tour of the WT team will be expanded to accommodate more different kind
of tones to help them in strengthening their voice of united Andhra Pradesh on various
platforms across the European countries like in Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia,
Czech Republic, Finland, Greece, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Netherlands,
Norway, Poland, Portugal, Serbia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Vatican City.
In the final phase of this WT-project,
WT-PM and its HR team intends to conduct a survey in all 13 districts of
Seemandhra to know the ground-zero report whether to bring top political leadership
of Seemandhra like Chandra Babu Naidu, YS Jagan Mohan Reddy, Laxmi Parvathi, JP,
Raghavulu, Kiran Reddy, Lagadapati, Botsa, Hari Krishna, Balayya, Chiranjeevi
in the touring team.
The countries to be toured under
this banner in last phase are likely to be Australia, Japan, China, South
Korea, UK, Canada, South Africa, France, Denmark, Italy, Brazil, Russia and ends
with United States of America. However, it is predicted that the importance country
may change as things move ahead.
After much speculation, the last
and crucial part of this WT-project like others is searching for financial sponsors
who can donate their money towards this project code-named as “Sacred Mission
of Seemandhra”. Managers of this team are said to be approaching Tollywood film
stars, real estate businessmen, irrigation, road, rail project contractors,
mining mafia, power plant project contractor’s, material exporters and many
more big shots.
Surprisingly in this financial drive,
one of the newly installed curry point vendor has donated a huge amount towards
this WT-project as anonymous.
The duration of this big WT-project
is unknown similar to the Antony committee which was set up by UPA to listen
only concerns of Congress party cadre on formation of Telangana, but architects
of this WT project will meet every politically influential person of their
visiting country and will explain the need of United Andhra Pradesh for the
unity and prosperity of world.
I wish readers to continuously
follow this project update from wherever you find sources to know what is
happening on Telangana issue.
Disclaimer: The above
article (unless explicitly and clearly mentioned) is a work of fiction. Readers
are advised to read it in right spirit and not confuse the content with real
happenings. Even if it resembles someone, it's probably just a coincidence.
