Seemandhra people, headed by
APNGO’s president Ashok Babu are expected to ink a double digit billion dollar development
deal with United States of America once Telangana is officially formed as 29th
state of India.
Though, it is not a surprise for
the people and journalists who are closely watching Seemandhra agitation in
India since July 30, 2013, which is purely based on how to claim the developer’s
title of a particular region after exploiting its resources in the name of one language
and unity of two regions with a popular slogan “united we stand, divided we
fall”.
Some of the sources say US secret
agencies are very impressed with fake economic growth graphs, manufactured lies
that confuse political idiots easily after closely watching every unfolding
movement in Seemandhra in last 50 days.
For this development deal, APNGO
leaders have already prepared a huge document with video footages that show
their unique patented methods of protesting in democracy like raising slogans
by sitting in water tubs, holding a fashion show, eating grass and feathers of
animals, innovative in morphing politicians, bringing primary school children for
protests, dressing days-old babies with united slogans, threatening elected government
with fake resignations and relying on abusive language to gain upper hand
whenever it is needed.
One of the journalists from
Telangana said Seemandhra politicians have rightly applied their intelligence
and knowledge in full extent in lobbying strongly with US secret agencies after
Nina Divuluri was crowned as Miss America recently, whose roots link to Vijayawada,
one of the prominent city in Seemandhra.
Moreover, a close-aide of Ashok
Babu who denied to reveal his name said their APNGO’s president is already in
touch with one of the White House’ cook who prepares special Seemandhra biryani
to US President Barack Obama.
Everything seems to be going fine
from US side, but the sudden problem has aroused from Seemandhra as they have
not yet decided who will sign the deal on behalf of Seemandhra people and how to share the billion dollars among themselves because many
top industrialists, Tollywood celebrities, politicians, lobbyists and pseudo
intellectuals are fighting at a newly opened luxurious curry point kitchen room
situated in Hyderabad near to some Seemandhra media houses.
As shouting and yelling of these people
reached surrounding Seemandhra media houses some journalists picked up this news
and making a program to increase their TRP ratings in India as well as in US.
The ordinary people who are curious
to know about this mega deal are switching between US and Seemandhra news channels
for more updates.
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