Congress Speeds Up Telangana, Forms New Political Task Force

Congress party has formed a new political task force to listen and address the issues of its politicians belonging to Telangana and Seemandhra region as part of speeding up its bifurcation process. The task force will mainly look into the issues relating to the illegal assets and interests of its politicians whoever has apprehensions after naming Hyderabad as capital city of Telangana.

Political task force is expected to be lead by Ahmed Patel political adviser of UPA chairperson Sonia Gandhi and he will be assisted by Congress party spokesperson Renuka Chowdary who is said to have knowledge about everyone in the Congress party and state.

The objectives of the political task force is to prepare a key note on various issues like how to legitimate the establishments and assets of Congress Seemandhra and Telangana politicians which were till now known or branded as illegal, how to add new binami names to avoid any future conflicts, legalising land encroachments involved by Congress men in Hyderabad as well as in 10 districts of Telangana.

Task force will also looks into other issues like whom to be inducted as party coverts in opposite parties, possible departments where scams can be done without any trace.

Moreover, the task force will weigh options on implementing YS Rajashekar Reddy’s model of development where possibility of quid-pro-quo deals are high which indirectly benefit Congress party in pooling huge political funds after successful bifurcation.

Prominent Seemandhra politicians Lagadapati Rajgopal, TG Venkatesh, T. Subbi Rami Reddy, Kavuri Sambasiva Rao, Chiranjeevi, and JC Diwakar Reddy have all elected their best experienced lobbyist KVP Ramchandra Rao to represent their problems to political task force.

From Telangana side, Ponnala Laxmaih, Madhu Yaski Goud, Gandra Venkataramana Reddy and Geetha Reddy are fighting among themselves on who will lead the representation to task force. Perceiving this as lobby for future Telangana CM post, Jana Reddy immediately plunged into action and held talks with party senior Jaipal Reddy.

This task force is expected to be announced officially by Rahul Gandhi and award some personal credit to him in the crucial Telangana issue and as well as send signals that party will protect its cadre at every crisis though it is legal or illegal.

As this news leaked, Telugu Desam Party (TDP) president Nara Chandra Babu Naidu (CBN) got angry and demanded Congress party’s political task force should also listen to their concerns to have equal justice in the process of de-merging Telangana from Andhra Pradesh.  CBN added that if Congress rejects his appeal he will undertake one more hunger strike and this time at 10 Janpath.

YSR CP is least bothered about political task force as they are convinced that party president YS Jagan is the man behind this political force. Party leaders are confessed in closed rooms that they have already made some back-door agreement with Congress to save their assets and business interests in Hyderabad and in surrounding areas long back. 

The political task force is expected to submit its report on November 14, to mark the birth anniversary of great grandfather of Rahul Gandhi.

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Leaked Seemandhra Emails Okays For Telangana With Conditions

In the process of implementing the decision of forming Telangana state as 29th state of India, the Group of Ministers (GoM) invited emails from people with their opinion on the de-merger of Andhra Pradesh. 

The below are some of the leaked excerpts from the emails written to GoM by Seemandhra politicians and people. All leaders are accepting the formation of Telangana state but with some personal conditions.

Chandrababu Naidu, president of Telugu Desam Party (TDP):

Sonia Gandhi should distribute alleged black money equally among her children and stand as example. Congress should never probe or ask for any CBI or any probing authority to investigate any of Chandrababu Naidu’s alleged illegal wealth be it in Telangana and in to be formed Andhra Pradesh.

YS Jagan Mohan Reddy, President of YSR CP:

Congress should lift all the CBI and ED cases and brand him as real savior of people who is incarnation of Jesus from Vatican using Sonia Gandhi’s powerful friends.

Kiran Kumar Reddy, current Chief Minister of AP:

As promised by KCR, Telangana govt should allocate free 100 yards plot in the middle of the Ameerpet junction and be given a free hand to operate a “Curry Point” 24/7.

Jayaprakash Narayana, President of Loksatta:

Congress should put a clause where he will be permanent MLA for Kukatpally constituency in Telangana.

Botsa Satyanarayana, Congress PCC Chief:

All the liquor contracts in to be formed Andhra Pradesh should be given to his family.

Lagadapati Rajagopal, Congress MP from Vijayawada:

Congress should include a permanent clause in official Telangana Gazette that no government will probe his assets and business interests in Hyderabad as well as in newly formed Andhra Pradesh.

Parakala Prabhakar & Chalasani Srinivas, twin brothers of Seemandhra intellectual think tank:

Telangana government should respect them by bestowing a title of “Andhra’s best intellectuals”.

Ashok Babu, president of APNGO:

Promotion as honorary IAS as soon as he submits new fake post graduate certificates, in respect of his contribution in the last 70 days.

Seemandhra Common man:

Thank you for taking the belated decision of forming Telangana. 

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Chandrababu To Call-Off Strike In Delhi, Plans ‘Hungerstrike420’ In US

The Telugu Desham Party (TDP) chief Nara Chandrababu Naidu (CBN) has decided to call off his on-going indefinite hunger strike in Delhi, India, as Telangana and nation completely failed to understand his unique two children and two-eye theory on Telangana and Seemandhra issue since December 9, 2009 to till date.

However, the innovative CBN planning to resume the same kind of hunger strike in United States of America (USA) under the banner of ‘Hungerstrike420’ replacing ‘Telugu Pride’ to reach all masses and intellectuals of the world.

TDP supporters said ‘Hungerstrike420’ will speak about every issue concerned with Seemandhra people living in Telangana, and abroad unlike ‘Telugu Pride’ which is only linked with Seemandhra concerns on Godhavari, Krishna rivers and Hyderabad city.

Under the ‘Hungerstrike420’ program people will watch only CBN’s CM tenure that consists of numerous recorded shows and speeches without eating anything.  

CBN’s NRI and Seemandhra well wishers say one of the main reasons for undertaking this ‘Hungerstrike420’ is to bring awareness about the Seemandhra issue at international level and convert every sympathizer to TDP cadre and voter.

Supporters are completely convinced that this unique program will bring the old glory to CBN. They added that “Hunger strike” is synonyms and popular as it is patented M.K. Gandhi’s style of demanding things and 420 stands for birth day of their leader i.e. April, 20.

Ultra intellectuals from TDP strongly believes that through ‘hungerstrike420’ program all American citizens especially NRI’s primarily belonging to Seemandhra, Microsoft founder Bill Gates, former US President Bill Clinton, ex-British PM Tony Blair and World Bank authorities will definitely understand and support CBN’s visionary ‘Hungerstrike420’ program elevating CBN stature from nation to international stage, a moment that is being awaited since 10 years by his followers.

As usual CBN’s political opponent YS Jagan started accusing that CBN’s ‘hungerstrike420’ was prepared by same consultancy that looks into public relations of Congress’ to be PM contestant  Rahul Gandhi and went on to say this the evidence of Congress and TDP match fixing.

As this ‘hungerstrike420’ plans leaked to Indian media, state and national media informed their friends working on international stage to be alert and undergo a proper medical test especially by psychiatric doctors before and after interviewing CBN on ‘hungerstrike420’ and its importance for world’s safety.

In addition, Tollywood, the Telugu film industry, top guns who recently met Narendra Modi in Hyderabad allegedly arranged by BJP veteran leader Venkaih Naidu, have said they are planning to shoot on CBN’s political journey from 10 December 2009 to till date which will cover all CBN’s statements, commitment on supporting and tongue twisting statements on formation of Telangana state. One of the producers of ‘hungerstrike420’ expects this movie will receive an Oscar award in the political category.

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