Sonia, Rahul To Attend Congress Funeral In Royala Telangana

Supporters of Telangana are planning to invite Congress party president Sonia Gandhi and her son Rahul to attend the grand funeral of Congress as news emerging that the party has committed suicide by drinking the 'RoyalaTelangana' poison supplied by AIMIM president Asaduddin Owaisi.

This poisonous proposal made by maverick Asaduddin Owaisi to add Rayalaseema districts of Kurnool and Anathapur for Telangana and making Khairathabad mandal as common capital for both Telangana and Seemandhra states should be termed bluntly as killing the aspirations and dreams of Telangana people.

In the midst of highly suspecting recommendations to GOM clearly expose the cruel nature of AIMIM and its leadership “you go to hell, but I want luscious dinner”. Owaisi and Co is deliberately ignoring the reality of Telangana and its importance just to expand his political base with additional 28 MLA and 4 MP seats from Rayalseema region mostly from Muslim community to gain upper hand in Telangana politics.

What amazing in this episode is why proud sons of Rayalaseema, YSRCP chief YS Jagan, TDP president Chandrababu Naidu, CM Kiran Kumar Reddy are silent and what are reasons behind it? Is it not back-stabbing and allowing AIMIM to wipe out the original, glorious identity and history of Rayalaseema region?

How AIMIM is being allowed to dictate terms to Congress on Telangana issue? Why AIMIM is being entertained by Congress even after withdrawing its support to UPA? What are the real motives behind this drama?

Where was this Owaisi when people were fighting for justice at every village of Telangana? Was Asad sleeping when university students were brutally man-handled by this Seemandhra political leadership and police?

In the midst of reports on RoyalaTelangana, why T-Congress MLA’s/ MP’s/politicians Jana Reddy, Jaipal Reddy, VH, Ponnala, Madhu Yaski, Damodara Rajanarasimha and others zipped their mouth? Is there any secret deal between AIMIM and Congress in closed rooms for 2014 elections?

Where is the chest beating state BJP unit and its president Kishan Reddy who declared AIMIM as the main opposition in Hyderabad? Why blind eye on poisonous 'RoyalaTelangana' proposal? 

Why the political champion of Telangana, TRS and its leadership are not firing on AIMIM in the name of strategic silence when RoyalaTelangana leaks are high. People are waiting for strong rebuttal to this demand from K. Chandra Shekar Rao.

Where is T-JAC, a non-political platform that steered Telangana movement successfully till date, at this crucial juncture when malicious plans are being devised to derail the Telangana process by Congress and Group of Ministers (GoM) on the behest of Sonia Gandhi?

Why Telangana student organizations from Osmania, Kakaitya, Telangana and Palamuru are not exercising the same tone on AIMIM and its leadership Asaduddin Owaisi & Co as it did on Seemandhra politicians whenever they spit venom on Telangana demand.

Why Telangana intellectual think tank, political analysts and journalists, silent when AIMIM openly killing the original voice? Who is stopping them to expose the history of AIMIM and its political appeasement strategy adopted since its inception?

As history speaks, AIMIM has never contributed an iota in the fight for Telangana in the last 57 years. Moreover, it was silent when innocent Telangana youth were committing suicides and bleeding with pains suffered since inception of Andhra Pradesh state.

Telangana people are anxiously waiting to know the final draft of the to be introduced reorganizing Andhra Pradesh bill in the next session of Parliament that is aimed at forming Telangana as 29^th state of India.

If the bill fails to respect the demand of Telangana as it demanded, then Sonia and Rahul will be welcomed with huge garlands in Hyderabad for its party funeral as current political situation gives ample reasons to confirm the death of Congress.

I am proud to say that the pyre of Congress will be lit by the souls of Telangana martyrs and due formalities will be completed in grand passion across the Telangana region.

GoM Recommends Building Asia’s Biggest Mental Hospital In Seemandhra

The Congress Group of Ministers (GoM) have unanimously recommended to build Asia’s biggest mental hospital in Vijayawada, Seemandhra’s future capital, to Indian Government, after scrutinizing every detailed letter submitted by politicians on demerger of Andhra Pradesh state into Seemandhra and Telangana.

Primarily this 110 storied mental hospital, with over 10,000 bed capacity, will focus on politicians and people who have undergone major changes in behavior since December 9, 2009, a day which is remembered in the chronicles of Andhra Pradesh forever.

The highly educated neuropsychiatry doctors will treat all mental and neurological disorders associated with disabilities like asking questions of how many children you have, singing equal justice songs, trying to break coconuts into two equal halves, claiming others property as theirs, demanding to legitimize every encroached land and buildings.

As a gesture of unity in Seemandhra politicians, Telugu Desam Party and YSR CP will jointly run a round-the-clock helpline to help people suffering from mental sicknesses since July 30, 2013.

This hospital will have separate ward for people who fear for security being at home comfortably, eating grass, carrying cylinders, eating Disorders (tasting animal feathers), sleeping in graveyard/road as protesting methods, unnecessary depression by relating irrelevant incidents, disagreeing with natures and its behavior.

APNGO’s president Ashok Babu demanded a separate block for the Seemandhra employees, in his letter, which was agreed by GoM immediately in fear of sudden strike in the state.

As part of initiating world class infrastructure in Seemandhra capital, this building has been considered as need of the hour. The contract is likely to be given to L&T who have promised a token building for Congress in Seemandhra capital to run its political affairs.

GoM credits Congress MP’s Lagadapati Raja Gopal, Chiranjeevi, KVP Ramchandra Rao and TG Venkatesh for strongly lobbying with Delhi in getting Asia’s Biggest Mental Hospital in Seemandhra. 

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Dehelka Bags Nobble Prize For Its Investigative Journalism

Relief news for the supporters of Dehelka magazine as it has bagged alleged Nobble Prize for its contribution in investigative journalism not for imaginative, when contradictions and controversies are spinning around its ex-editor Varun Tezpal, who is alleged to be involved in alleged rape case.

The chota-mota jury members behind Nobble Prize pointed work of Dehelka was brave and courageous and gave a new direction to print and electronic media, especially to people who do not want to be labeled as paid media publicly.

The Jury also pointed project like Dehelka is a dream of many political parties in reaching and impacting the elite and ultra intellectual society who take major decisions with cent percent consensus.

Each Nobble prize will consist of a medal, voucher and allows recipients to sleep wherever they wish like in bus-stands, railway stations and free to buy any drinks available roadside.

As news reached Dehelka editorial board through a stinger they immediately asked whether the jury members of Nobble were in consensual with their founder Varun Tezpal in awarding this prize or is there any lapse of judgment from chota-mota members.

Fans were very happy to know that buck stopped at Dehelka office when in crisis and happily ordered its ‘larger’ journalist to go for live program at Dehelka office without any uncomfortable questions.

An ardent fan from Mumbai congratulated Dehelka with full consciousness after knowing jury members have impeccable values and are teetotalers.

Sources say the award function will be named as ‘Relax2014’ and is expected to be held in a big mall well known for meat shops in the city, where visitors need to strictly attend the function from back door to avoid real media attention.

Common men were protesting outside Dehelka office with banners ‘nation want to know’ is there any ‘other version’ of this awarding.

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