TDP Prez CBN’s Secret Letter To Sonia On Telangana

Telugu Desam Party (TDP) president N. Chandra babu Naidu (CBN) has written a secret letter to UPA chair person Sonia Gandhi to stall the on-going Telangana state formation process and begged her to stop killing him politically and his party cadre in the state.

In this letter CBN surrendered himself to 10 Janpath and agreed to support Congress in elections 2014, by putting dummy TDP candidates against Congress if they delay Telangana state process. He also reminded Congress on how he supported present Kiran Kumar Reddy’s government when TRS moved the no-confidence motion recently in state assembly.

CBN also expressed his interest to adopt Rahul Gandhi as his second son and ready to sacrifice his own assembly constituency and work hard to ensure Rahul’s victory in 2014 elections. He feels that by adopting Rahul, he will justify his two son theory on Telangana to national media especially to CNN IBN journo’s Rajdeep Sardesai and Karan Thapar.

In this secret letter TDP president signaled that he is ready to share his alleged illegal wealth earned during his CM tenure with Congress and his ‘Hawala’ brokers are awaiting for his orders. Sources say, former TDP member and current Congress MP Renuka Chowdary is expected to negotiate in this deal if Sonia puts any breaks on Telangana.

One of the primary conditions of the CBN is that Congress should never ask for any probe on alleged illegal movable and immovable properties in Telangana especially in Hyderabad. He went on to say that Congress should support him continuously in fooling their collective enemy yoga guru Baba Ramdev.

If Sonia feels Telangana is inevitable then he requested UPA to provide him with huge logistics equipment to transport his house, lands and TDP Bhavan to Seemandhra’s safe zone.

CBN also demanded that he should be first person to know the name of new capital city for Seemandhra and Congress must assign free 1000 acres of land in that city to run its political affairs in to be formed Andhra Pradesh state.

Political analysts of the Telangana and Andhra Pradesh people have already declared TDP as struggling patient surviving for life being on death-bed, but they are compelled to congratulate CBN for his acrobatic skills in trying to stop Telangana state formation process in all the possible/impossible methods and exposing himself as how foolish he is on taking crucial political decisions.

However, this secret letter is quite opposite to the letter that TDP has sent in favor of Telangana in 2008 to UPA-I. TDP proudly announced its support for bifurcation of Andhra Pradesh and claimed it has held elaborate discussions within the party and outside with people and leaders of Telangana, Coastal Andhra and Rayalaseema. TDP also partnered with Telangana Rastra Samithi (TRS) in 2009 elections and begged votes as supporter of Telangana cause.

People are anxiously awaiting for the reply from UPA chairperson Sonia Gandhi on this letter and expecting a word from Digvijiya Singh when he tours to Hyderabad in near future.

Disclaimer: The above article (unless explicitly and clearly mentioned) is a work of fiction. Readers are advised to read it in right spirit and not confuse the content with real happenings. Even if it resembles someone, it's probably just a coincidence.